1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

2. There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris once had a boner and walked down the street, there were no survivors.

5. Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch. Chuck Norris decides what time it is.

6. Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.

7. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a bull, a bull is hung like Chuck Norris.

8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice.

10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

11. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

12. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

13. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11: a suicide.

14. Chuck Norris can speak braille.

15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

16. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

17. In the movie 'Titanic', Chuck Norris has a brief cameo as 'The Iceberg'.

18. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

19. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.